Uma on Problems

Uma is a monkey who helps people solve their problems. She has started recruiting people to join forces with her. Above is a video sponsored by none other than Uma herself. She does not want to appear in the actual video as she does not want her true identity to be revealed to the masses. There are certain people in the world who feel that the human race would be better off without her. The purpose of this film is to weed out the people with small problems before they call up Uma, potentially wasting her time. Uma can now help these people effortlessly with these video broadcasts. Now, only people with real issues will actually call up the magical monkey. 

In a recent interview with renowned Sociologist, Edward DuCharme, he claims that what Uma is doing is playing renegade guidance counselor to the human race, in hopes of saving it before it destroys itself. The true question is whether this is really helping or not. In Uma's defense, she is building a vast organization, which is making her work more effective. 

The above scenario actually illustrates a recent true story that shocked the world:

Hans, the Shneeman is bummed out. He is very busy, and his social life is not that great. He hasn't had a date in ten months. He hasn't read the news at all so he doesn't know that there are snowmen and women in other parts of the world who are having a much harder time. In fact, close to thirty percent of snowpeople are melting, and will not be able to return next winter. Anyway, Uma gets a call and flies all the way to Germany to help the guy. When she arrives, she realizes that his problems are miniscule. This is when she realizes that she is going to have to build a program that will weed out these types of problems by preemptively solving them with a viral video campaign. Uma strongly emphasizes that people must believe in themselves and help each other the best they can before calling her. Uma should only be summoned into action as a last resort. 

Remember this, and you too can improve your well-being!

Video Credits: Video and audio (including music) written and produced by Chris Selland.